You can stop all of your car mods now because...

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
11/03/2014 at 15:23 • Filed to: None

This guy just won.

Mercedes Streeter > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/03/2014 at 15:25

I see your wiper and raise you a speedometer without numbers.

Kinja'd!!!

Hermann > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/03/2014 at 15:25

Someone should put one like this of the pope on the back of an M-Class.

Money Hustard > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/03/2014 at 15:28

This was the only thing that could cheer me up after hearing of Tom Magliozzi's death.

Meatcoma > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/03/2014 at 15:47

Someone needs this on one of the cars that the front wipers open up from the middle and go outward. I can hear 'Hava Nigila' in my head now.

I'm going to guess that those are spaced 15 mph apart.

Tohru > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
11/03/2014 at 17:18

It's in a Smart fortwo. They're spaced 5 mph apart.

That's... not what I was expecting.

Mercedes Streeter > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
11/04/2014 at 11:51

I wish my car was that fast. Each face is a multiple of 10 MPH.

Oh, it just seemed like each of those would make sense at 15 MPH apart.

Mercedes Streeter > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
11/04/2014 at 12:03

It confuses everyone, even a cop that stopped me. "How do you know how fast you're going?"

I drove this car for 40,000 miles before changing the speedometer face. After that amount of time, you kinda just know what speed each notch is. :)

That is awesome. Smart should sell it with this speedo from the factory. After all, if any company would do that, it would be them.